Satisfyer Love Triangle Review: A Vibrator and Suction Device for $ 50


I am not often fascinated by affordable pocket sex toys. “Affordable” is generally another word for mediocre. The Satisfyer’s Love Triangle vibrator and sucking toy – or as my partner and I lovingly call it, “the empanada” – goes against these trends. It’s surprisingly powerful, but also quiet, understated, and so small it fits in your pocket (yes, even the excessively tiny pockets of women’s jeans). Still, it’s just $ 50.

A fantastic $ 50 toy looks absurd on paper. Film-flam. I was skeptical from the moment it arrived, but if I learned one thing about the Love Triangle, it’s this: don’t underestimate this spicy little empanada.

Afternoon delight

Masturbating is a wonderful midday escape. This can calm the increasingly frustrating knots at work and interrupt another week’s rehearsal at home. Consider picking up a toy and spending time with yourself. I highly recommend it.

Like a combination of Pizza Hut and Taco Bell, the Love Triangle isn’t just a vibrator or a sucking toy. It’s both. It has an internal motor to create vibrations about as strong as you would expect from a smaller vibe, like a lipstick or bullet vibrator, but it also has pulse air suction. .

Pulse-air suction moves an internal diaphragm up and down to create high and low pressure as its small nozzle is pressed against a part of your body. It’s similar to the feeling of a partner gently sucking your skin, and it’s often compared to oral stimulation. The technology is amazing and I hope this is the future of sex toys for clitoral people. On the Love Triangle, it’s basically an “instant orgasm” button, and it feels even better with the vibrations.

Photography: Satisfyer

The model we received for testing is white with gold accents. It is waterproof, stylish, smooth and adorable. The body is soft touch TPU plastic, and the commercial side, the small suction nozzle, is body safe silicone. It almost looks like an Apple product and has some of Apple’s downsides as well. Its three buttons are not explicit. Those little wavy lines don’t always do what you think they do, so be sure to read the instructions.

There is an application for that

The Satisfyer phone app connects to the toy via Bluetooth. You can do all kinds of things after pairing it up. You can create your own vibration and suction patterns to store in the app and control the toy live by moving your fingers up and down on the screen – my favorite feature. It’s so much fun to let your partner use the toy while you control it from your phone. You should get a few hours of intermittent use before it needs recharging.

You can also use the app to match the intensity of vibration and suction to ambient sound or music from a Spotify or Apple Music playlist on your phone. This feature does not work particularly well. Music plays through your phone’s speakers, but it needs to be loud enough so that it can really record and vibrate. Even then, it doesn’t do a great job. You’d better play music from your phone and manually control the love triangle.

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